Commission A Letter by Lady Simmertown →

Butter, Ink & Indiscretion

Commission A Letter

✉️ Coming Soon: Scandals by Post 📜

Dearest Reader,

A most thrilling development is rustling beneath the parchment… Soon, you shall be able to commission a bespoke letter from Lady Simmertown herself, tailored, of course, with just the right amount of elegance, wit, and devastating charm. Whether you seek a whispered scandal, an affectionate roast, or a poetic proclamation of deep culinary disdain, I shall dip my pen in ink (or mild irritation) just for you.

Until then, keep your secrets warm, your tea hotter, and your intentions ever-so-slightly scandalous.

~ Lady Simmertown 🖋️📜💋

*For those interested in custom letters or correspondence, please note: details and request forms will soon be available. For now, all serious inquiries may be sent to the email address below:

ladysimmertown@gmail.com

About Lady Simmertown:

Welcome Dear Reader,

Who is Lady Simmertown? A question whispered over buttered crumpets and scribbled in the margins of recipe books across the land.

Some say she was born amidst lace napkins and lemon curd. Others claim she emerged fully formed from a scandalous soufflé that collapsed at a Duke’s dinner party. What is known: she is a writer of biting wit, a keeper of culinary secrets, and an unapologetic admirer of chaos served with cream.

Lady Simmertown does not merely blog, she chronicles. With a quill sharpened by satire and a pantry full of powdered irony, she serves up tales of forgotten recipes, edible absurdities, and food history most improper. Expect tea. Expect trouble. Expect tart commentary and possibly actual tarts.

She resides somewhere between a Regency ball and your favorite bakery, scribbling letters and uncovering the delicious underbelly of society, one post at a time.