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Dearest Reader,

Should you find yourself in possession of a burning question, an irresistible morsel of gossip, or a request most particular, you may send your missive to the following address:

📩 LadySimmertown@gmail.com

Whether it’s a gentle inquiry, a scandalous tip, or the urgent need for a commissioned letter dipped in wit and sealed with flair, I shall do my utmost to reply (once my ink dries and my tea is suitably steeped).

Letters are opened in the order of drama and decorum. Urgency is best marked with excessive flattery.

Yours in whispers and wax seals,


~ Lady Simmertown 🖋️💌📜

About Lady Simmertown:

Welcome Dear Reader,

Who is Lady Simmertown? A question whispered over buttered crumpets and scribbled in the margins of recipe books across the land.

Some say she was born amidst lace napkins and lemon curd. Others claim she emerged fully formed from a scandalous soufflé that collapsed at a Duke’s dinner party. What is known: she is a writer of biting wit, a keeper of culinary secrets, and an unapologetic admirer of chaos served with cream.

Lady Simmertown does not merely blog, she chronicles. With a quill sharpened by satire and a pantry full of powdered irony, she serves up tales of forgotten recipes, edible absurdities, and food history most improper. Expect tea. Expect trouble. Expect tart commentary and possibly actual tarts.

She resides somewhere between a Regency ball and your favorite bakery, scribbling letters and uncovering the delicious underbelly of society, one post at a time.

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