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Continue reading →: Pineapple Envy: A Tart Tale of Tropical VanityAs documented (with considerable side-eye) by Lady Simmertown Dearest Reader, Of all the fruits to have ever graced a linen-draped table, none has caused more envy, deception, and outright moral decay than the pineapple. Yes, the pineapple.That absurdly adorned tropical bauble with the crown of a king and the manners…
About Lady Simmertown:
Welcome Dear Reader,
Who is Lady Simmertown? A question whispered over buttered crumpets and scribbled in the margins of recipe books across the land.
Some say she was born amidst lace napkins and lemon curd. Others claim she emerged fully formed from a scandalous soufflé that collapsed at a Duke’s dinner party. What is known: she is a writer of biting wit, a keeper of culinary secrets, and an unapologetic admirer of chaos served with cream.
Lady Simmertown does not merely blog, she chronicles. With a quill sharpened by satire and a pantry full of powdered irony, she serves up tales of forgotten recipes, edible absurdities, and food history most improper. Expect tea. Expect trouble. Expect tart commentary and possibly actual tarts.
She resides somewhere between a Regency ball and your favorite bakery, scribbling letters and uncovering the delicious underbelly of society, one post at a time.
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